Toledo Cookie

I went home.  I made pt. 1

Max Brooks. We've gone too far? Or, Not quite far enough.

This is the world's most prepared man if prepared means to, in the time of financial crises, think that his new revenue stream will be engorged by paranoid Zombie fans.  BUT, with that said.  This HICK RULES! and damn does he have foresight because I definitely want one of these magnificent mod-ed killing machines.

Listen to the maniacal cackling when he sends those poor defenseless pumpkins to a sloppy doom.  This man is a marketing genius.

But I am waiting till he gets the kinks out...

Need to open a thatch door?

Or get rid of branches that have become an eyesore?

You smell that? Yeah, that's the smell of the world becoming a

better place.

Next step: Infomercial with Billy Mays

OWL

If a man vomits and no one is around to hear him, does it make a sound?

Under the Running Slore

You may get this.