It's Hammer Time and Half of Me Hates This

Some bloke in camo shorts makes a huge catch.  Watching nature flail in an attempt to survive pisses me right off.  I know that fishing and things like this are part if the chain but i think the fact that 13 fucking bros are hovering around such a magnificent creature makes me want to scream unfair.  Skip to 4:15 and watch from there.

Throw it back jackass 

Darth Hayterzzz

I saw this and though to myself, this is the first real thing that made me laugh on japanese TV.

I love this place.

New Young Widows and Shaggy Evan

This September, the only notable thing that could happen to heavy music is happening: The New Young Widow's CD, Old Wounds, is coming.  'The Heat Is Here' and let's face it, not a moment too soon.  I have not been interested in or worried about heavy music in the last six months because NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.  It's as if all the good sweaty overweight hateful doods had a meeting and decided, "Fellas, it's time to take a break.  Maybe we're to angry."  Put's down a sandwich he had been starring into during the meeting.  "I think we all need to re-evaluate are current ideological standings because even watching a guy get his head kicked in can't get me pissed off enough to write a good song...and I would have just then said damnit, but...the wind...my wind is gone."  With that they all get up and waddle out of the mechanics shop in Louisville and go.  

Then Young Widows said, FUK YOU!  

  

This Lady Loves Energy...AND BULLSHIT!

Can you imagine taking a course in college from this wacky bird.  I'd explode my left hemisphere just to get out of her meanderings.  I like the part in the beginning where I think she tells us she was a nun; a sister.  Then goes on to give bullshit sermon about things that are barely able to be reinforced by evidence all the while raising her arms, brothers, and laying on of hands and being real evangelical. 

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